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I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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