HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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