talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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