I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
