i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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