I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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