Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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