Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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