your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
it hurts more in the daytime
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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