The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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