there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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