whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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