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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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