S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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