I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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