I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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