I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I had to cum in my sink.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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