It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
