mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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