shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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