Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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