can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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