I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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