if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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