I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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