This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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