I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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