oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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