not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pop tarts are not kleenex
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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