I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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