But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.