So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing