So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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