he shaved USA in his pubs
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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