OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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