Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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