I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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