Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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