found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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