I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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