we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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