So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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