Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
did i just pee glitter
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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