Buhtt sex?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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