you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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