who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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