is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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