Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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