she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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