3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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