We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
