Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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