When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She's the barista slut.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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