he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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