You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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