he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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