He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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