party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Holy shit dude........stairs
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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