no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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