she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
vagina is talking i cant
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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