whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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We are two peas in an std pod
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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