1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
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It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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