My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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