Don't you send me to vm
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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